The truth is, I hate it when people have song playlists that automatically play on their blogs. Seriously, if I am able to listen to music, I would already be listening to my music instead of that stupid crap you like!
The truth is, if I met myself, I wouldn't like me. Yet I think I am totally awesome! Figure that one out.
The truth is, I never worry about the end of the world or dying. Both are going to happen whether I worry about them or not.
The truth is, I am perfectly comfortable talking about and answering questions about my divorce and the loss of my son. Although if you want to know I have kept extensive records which can be found in the archives of this blog.
The truth is, I don't care how bad it is for me, how late at night it is, how over-priced it is, how many big mac's it equals, or how fat I am, I will always eat movie theater popcorn at the movies.
The truth is, 92% of the time I think I am the smartest person in the room.
The truth is, I think my friend Cameron's wife, Betsy, is hot and never could figure out how he scored her. I guess funny goes a long... long... long way.
The truth is, I am really not very confident, but I am excellent at pretending like I am.
The truth is, I think my best physical feature is my butt. If I could switch my butt with my face I would get all the chicks.
The truth is, I think if you read someones blog you should make a comment on seven out of ten of their posts. It's good manners.
The truth is, I like spiders. When I was 15 I used to go catch black widows and try to get them to breed, it never worked, but now I don't kill spiders unless asked to by a girl. I usually catch them and send them into the wild. I even let a couple live in parts my house.
The truth is, I actually think I am one of the best Sunday school teachers in the world, one of the best risk players in the world, and one of the best indoor soccer goal keepers in the world. And, I believe it is only a matter of time before I am significantly humbled in all three of these beliefs.
The truth is, I know on the "looks only" scale I am a 6, maybe a 5.5, but I only want to date 8-10's.
The truth is, I pick up dry dog poop with my bare hands all the time.
The truth is, I don't really like "The Beatles" no matter how many people tell me how great they are and what they've done for society. I feel the same way about the TV show "The Office."
The truth is, I swear/curse most often if at all while golfing, bowling, or playing video games.
The truth is, I don't think being a bit of a hypocrite is as bad a thing as we make it out to be, we all do it a bit and need to get over that.
The truth is, I am way more terrified of being rejected by an attractive member of the opposite sex than I am of public speaking, sky diving, riding a motorcycle on a busy freeway in the dark, and playing with black widows.
The truth is, I hate talking to adults. All they jabber about is what they do for a living. Shouldn't work facilitate the most important things in ones life and not be the most important thing in ones life?
The truth is, as of this moment all of the above sentences are true, but I change my mind all the time. Example I used to hate squash, now I love it - steamed with lots of butter.