Friday, September 12, 2008

Textersation

JOHN
GIRL
What are the chances we get
to hang?
I will Have to say since it took
you so long to respond to me
I will just have to see.
You're lucky you're as pretty as
you are so you can play games
like that. I'll just cross my
fingers.
Good idea mr nice words guy...
Keep em crossed tightly!
They're turning blue already,
hopefully I have some fingers
when it happens. Unless
you're too cool.
I just decided that may be one
of the lamest things I have
heard in a long while John. Did
you make it up?
I'm confused are you
confusing me with another
guy you have a huge crush on
or what?
No. I am talking about the too
cool thing being really lame.
Maybe you are mixing me up
with some other chick. One
thats at least an 8 or 9.
I could only mix you up with
another 9...
A 9? Wow...
I love the humility.
Oh john... Be safe driving.
Keep working on our ten year
plan...
10!!? I thought we talked about
2?...
Two years? O yes, I forgot
that small detail there. So July
2010?
So, what exactly is happening
then??? Are we getting married?
Or are we just doing like they
do on the Discovery channel?
Dude! What do they do on the
discovery channel... ?? You had
a full plan going last night.
Just keep with that. The end
result is tbd.??
FIVE DAYS LATER
How was labor day? Hook up
with any mediocre looking
idiots?
Lol! That's so me to do that...
They really weren't that bad...
but no hook ups...
Okay, only one of thems an
idiot. Too bad on the hook up,
I wanted to see if I'd get
insanely jealous...
Ha ha. You may have other
for jealousy though... No details
at this time! I am sure you are
being the ladies man as usual.
Let me know the details when
they become available, I'm not
a jealous guy, so I don't know
if I would get jealous. If I do,
then it's a big deal. I'd be
excited to find out.
You got it! Maybe you wouldn't
be. I don't know! It does
involve dating though so you
may find it interesting and
you might even be proud of me!
How does our bet work if you
get married by December?
Well we never stated exact
terms for that. I still believe
you are well on your way... It
is not an option for me but you
are another story!
I think the fact that it took me
a year and 1/2 to make a move
on you, considering my HUGE
crush, is evidence that my
movement towards commitment
is not going to be speedy.
Good point. Well I guess we
will just have to wait and see
what happens john :)
LATER THAT NIGHT
Our textersation this morning
was pretty stellar, mind if I
post it on my blog?
Lol! Go for it!
TWO DAYS LATER
So did you blog our convo? I
need to read it!...
Not yet, but I will, it's way past
your bedtime isn't it?
It's only 950 seriously! I know
you think I am a grandma...
but tomorrow is friday!
Are you in bed? In your jammies?
Thinking about me?
Oh JM you never cease to
kill me!
I would be extremely,
EXTREMELY flattered were
that the case, the jammies
thing I mean.
Well,.. If you think me wearing
shorts and a t-shirt to bed is
that great then... I am kidding
Have fun blogging
Thanks for the mental image,
that'll be a gem to fall asleep
to.

18 comments:

Annie said...

If you can make it to our house at 10:00 tonight you can have pie, if you come later there are no guarantees that there will be pie. Peach pie. Homemade.

Cameron's Corner said...

I'm wondering about your final text... what do you mean by "fall asleep to"?

Maria said...

She seems to be very patient with you John. Good for her. You certainly know how to keep the charm in your texts. Sounds like you really like her. I hope you stay dedicated to your two year plan. I'm sure you already know this, but the plans can be shortened quite a bit once she makes that decision.

Kristi said...

Such a charmer.

Laura Lee said...

What happened to the good ol' days of talking on the phone?

Courting is so fragmented and and vulnerable to misunderstanding these days when people try to get together through texting.

Yes, I said "courting" -- thought I better parallel something with "good ol' days"

Steph said...

Classic Maxim...you have such a way with the ladies

El Shake said...

So is this the chick you wrote that terrible love story about, or a different one.

I'm hoping for the latter.

Jen, RN said...
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Janey said...

yet again- can I throw up now! Um, do I deserve some credit for this textersation???

Anonymous said...

This sounds like a familiar convo..

jaime said...

I was hoping for something a little more dirty.

Katie M. said...

This comment will have nothing to do with your post.

Do you miss my husband yet?

SRA said...

Uh...nice job, John...I guess?

Devin & Amanda said...

by your own standards, you would be at the bottom of your page as a link for lack of posting.

Janet and Paul said...

Hey John, thanks for the advice on Boiler Room. I LOVED it!

The Pachuilo Family said...

Devin's right. Put yourself on the bottom of the don't post enough list! If you've entered into a relationship you should confess the fact that this is just a tool to get chicks...

Average Joe said...

Hope she's hot

Vanessa The Scientist said...

You've been blog stalking me?! I can't tell you how massively flattered I am. I'm even linked to yours! This is an incredible day for me. This is the beginning of my humble blog blowing up into the next big thing.

After reading your blog, I've decided that you're awesome. May I link you?