On Friday John accidentally forgot to put in his contacts. Everything was going okay and he thought, "This is nice, I can see well enough." Then he drove home at dusk, and realized how bad his vision really was. It was a white-knuckle drive from hell. He survived.
Man, that chick with the St. Louis Cardinals cap on is UGLY!
"I don't want anybody else, and when I think about you I wet myself, whoa-oh-oh..."
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IE: St. Louis Cardinals pic...
Holy crap, an orb is taking over the girl in the blue shirt.
EVERYBODY RUN!!!
I got nothin'.
serioulsy you are always pimpin it with the ladies. so many girls, so little time!
You've got that many girls around you all the time....you must be gay.
No no John's not gay he's "sensitive" that's how he reels us all in.....
I would pay to see you do karaoke
Um, what does "starred" mean?
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